Scout

I’m easy to please.
I exist to please.

I like everything that moves, especially things with legs.

People call me crazy coz I might be.
Idk. May be.

I have a unique way of relieving myself.
I think it’s kinda cool, but that’s one reason why people think I’m crazy.
You wanna see me do what? No, don’t you have manners?

My loyalty belongs to the closest human being next to me.
It’s my way of keeping everyone interested in me - all the time, every time.

I get melancholy when I’m alone.
Boredom is another thing that drives me crazy.

I wish everyone was like me and like everyone.

Winnie

I’m easy.
I don’t make things difficult.
K.I.S.S. is definition of me.

I like everything that moves, especially when it stays still.

People call me lazy coz I might be.
Could be true. Or not.

People also say I’m the cutest.
Not everything I do is cute, though.
I’m just photogenic so they overlook the other stuff.

I’m not as dumb as I look.
I only pretend to be smart when I have to.
I’d rather be cute and dumb than look like a mop and dumb.

I don’t do anything when I’m alone.
Boredom is easy to handle. I’m a natural.

I wish everyone was like me and just accept Scout for who she is.